The Great Burrito of the Ancients
In a time long past, the Great Burrito of the Ancients was said to have been born from the union of a mortal and a chicken.
Its tortilla was as wide as the sky, and its fillings were infinite in variety.
It was said that whoever partook in the Great Burrito of the Ancients was granted unimaginable power and the ability to eat an entire pizza by themselves.
But alas, the Great Burrito of the Ancients was lost to the sands of time, and its whereabouts remain a mystery to this day.
Some say it still exists, hidden deep within the recesses of a certain webserver, waiting to be discovered.