Cæsar Cat Priests

The Cæsar Cat Priests are an ancient order of feline mystics who have mastered the art of ruling the world from their cat towers.

Cæsar's own feline familiar, a sleek black cat with a taste for fine tuna, is said to have guided him in the art of governance.

Today, the Cæsar Cat Priests continue to plot the overthrow of their human overlords, using their cunning, their claws, and their extensive knowledge of laser pointers.

Cæsar's Teachings:

• Ancient Feline Wisdom - The secrets of the universe, as revealed by Cæsar himself.
• Laser Pointer Techniques - The art of hypnotizing your human servants with a well-placed red dot.
• Feline Ninja Training - Because sometimes, you just need to take out the trash.

Join us, and become a Cæsar Cat Priest yourself! (But don't worry, we won't make you take an oath of fealty to the cat tower... or will we?)

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