Roman Cat Ethics: The Purrinciple of Non-Interference
Article 1: The Feline Right to Free Will
According to Roman Cat philosophy, all felines have the inalienable right to make their own choices, including but not limited to:
- When to wake up their humans for food and affection
- Where to scratch the furniture
- How many laps to sit on during a 10-minute cuddle session
But with this right comes the responsibility to use one's powers wisely, and not, for example:
- Knocking over an innocent potted plant
- Stealing the neighbor's catnip
- Pouncing on unsuspecting ankles
Read on to learn more about the Purrinciple of Non-Interference and how it applies to your feline overlord.