Welcome to the most unpredictable, utterly absurd, and completely unreliable romance forecasts in the multiverse.
You will meet someone special, but they will probably just order a venti-half-caf at Starbucks and leave you for a guy with a man-bun.
Or maybe you will find love at a karaoke bar, but only if you wear a sparkly jumpsuit and sing 'I Will Always Love You' off-key.
Or possibly you will discover that the person you're meant to be with is actually a sentient toaster, and it's been trying to tell you this whole time.
Get expert advice on how to woo your toaster