Welcome to Ghosting 101, where we'll teach you the art of leaving your significant other in the most dramatic and hurtful way possible.
Are you tired of actually having feelings and being present in a relationship? Do you want to avoid the awkwardness of actual human interaction? Look no further! In this course, we'll cover:
Level 1: Suddenly Disappearing, the classic.
Level 2: Bare Minimal Contact, for the truly committed.
Level 3: The Art of Ignoring, for the pros.
Or, if you're feeling extra special, try our advanced course:
Level 4: Pretending to be Sick, the ultimate ghosting technique.
Don't forget to check out our gift shop for all your ghosting needs: