Romantic Decisions for the Weak

Are you tired of being alone on Valentine's Day? Do you want to pretend you have a partner, but really you just can't be bothered?

This page is for you. Below you'll find a series of ridiculous and impractical ways to fake your way through love, because who needs actual relationships, right?

Option 1: The Classic "Binge-Watch Romantic Comedies" Method

Spend 24 hours watching The Proposal and The Notebook back-to-back, and pretend you're in a real relationship with the main character.

Option 2: The "Accidental Tinder Swipe" Method

Swiped left on 50 people, and now you're stuck with a bunch of awkward conversations with strangers, just like in real life!

Option 3: The "Fake Social Media Profile" Method

Create a fake Instagram account, post a few selfies with a heart eyes emoji, and claim you're in a relationship with a cardboard cutout of a celebrity.