You're considering adding a new member to your family. But not just any member. A living, breathing member. A pet.
But which kind? The age-old debate rages on: cat or dog?
Let's break it down:
Cats are low-maintenance, independent, and will tolerate your presence for only as long as it takes them to eat, sleep, or scratch your face.
Plus, they're already trained to use the bathroom on their own. You just need to install a litter box and pretend it's not a biohazard.
But are you ready for the inevitable judgmental stares when they knock over your favorite vase, or the 4am wake-up calls for food, or the fact that they'll never, ever listen to you when you tell them to "stop that right now, kitty?"
Dogs are the opposite of cats. They're needy, attention-hungry, and will love you until the day you die.
But, let's be real, they'll also destroy your couch, chew your favorite shoes, and leave a trail of destruction in their wake like a furry little tornado.
So, are you prepared to sacrifice your social life for the sake of slobbery kisses and endless belly rubs?