Appendix

Common Issues

When your fake boyfriend starts to get too real:

• Deny the existence of feelings.
• Claim you were just joking.
• Blame it on a previous relationship.

And remember, Advanced Tactics are always in order.

Emergency Contact

In case things get out of hand, don't hesitate to call Romantic Crisis Hotline at 1-800-LOVE-HELP.

They'll have you patched up in no time.