January: The Roof is on Fire
It started like this: January 1st: New Year's Resolutions - We made some resolutions. We meant to stick to them. But, uh, not really.
- Resolution 1: Read more about our doomed attempts
February: The Roof is Still on Fire
Somehow, it's still on fire. February 14th: Valentine's Day - We got some flowers. And a few burns.
March: The Roof is Just Generally a Problem
At this point, we were just trying to stay out of the way. March 17th: St. Patrick's Day - We got some green paint. On our faces.
The Rest of the Year: The Roof is Still There, We Swear
We're not saying it's a miracle. But, well, maybe it's a miracle. June to December: Various other events - We won't bore you with the details.