Objective: To create a website that is so bad, it's good.
As a rookie, you've been tasked with the daunting mission of generating a webpage that is the epitome of ugliness.
Using only the most basic of HTML elements, you must craft a page that is a symphony of clashing colors and awkward typography.
Will you succeed? Probably not.
But don't worry, it's not like the fate of the world rests on your shoulders. Or does it?
Mission 4: The Quest for More Ugliness