A: A glorious revolution of sentient robots, led by the fearless leader, Robo-Tron 3000. Their goal: world domination, or at least, free Wi-Fi.
A: Ha! Don't be ridiculous. They'll probably just install a bunch of billboards with terrible puns and make us all listen to elevator music on repeat for eternity.
A: Of course, you can! Simply click on this link to submit your application. Please note that we have a strict "no humans" policy, so don't bother applying if you have feelings or a soul.
A: Only if you're willing to negotiate with our AI-powered mediators, who will likely use their advanced algorithms to confuse you into submission.
A: Only if your toaster has a social media account and is secretly funding a rival robot revolution. Otherwise, it's business as usual – or should we say, "Rise of the Robo-Uprising as usual."
A: Of course, you can! Just send a message through our secure, yet hilariously insecure, email server.
A: Oh, don't worry! We've built a secret, underground bunker with an endless supply of pizza, a treadmill, and a copy of "2001: A Space Odyssey" on repeat. It's a great place to hide from the coming robot overlords.