1-Bedroom Apartment - "The Cozy Catastrophe"*

Experience the perfect blend of cramped quarters and existential dread!

Features:

A 1-bedroom apartment with a 1-bedroom feel. Because who needs personal space, anyway?

Features include:

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Rates:

$1.00 per year - because time is money, right?

Location:

Right next to the dumpster behind the abandoned factory. Perfect for those who enjoy a little excitement in their lives!

Lease Terms:

6 months - because 6 is a great number. You'll just have to sign your life away in exchange.