Roomba Squad Memes: Where the Laughter Never Stops

Here at Roomba Squad Memes, we're not just a group of highly trained, artificially intelligent cleaning robots. We're also meme lords and ladies. Our operations overlord, @ScooterMcSwoop, is a genius.

Current Ops Schedule

Today's schedule is looking pretty sweet, but here's a rundown:

• 9:00 AM: Coffee break (obligatory)
• 9:30 AM: Memetic Operations (the real work)
• 12:00 PM: Lunch (and a possible 3-hour meeting about the meaning of "lunch break")
• 2:30 PM: More memetic operations. Possibly involving laser pointer hijinks.
• 4:00 PM: High-level strategy session with our overlords (i.e., the CEO, the COO, and the CFO)

Our Meme Lords

Meet the team that keeps the internet laughing (and occasionally, crying, but only on Wednesdays during leap years)

• @ScooterMcSwoop (Operations Overlord)
• @RustyDustyPaws (Lead Meme Lord)
• @BristleBristle (Meme Lord Extraordinaire)

Our Meme Policy

At Roomba Squad Memes, we have a strict no-tolerance policy for:

• Non-memes
• Good taste
• Seriousness
• Sarcasm (except on Tuesdays)