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Egg Lay-agna: The Ultimate Breakfast of Champions

Warning: This recipe is not for the faint of heart. Or stomach. Or taste buds. But hey, who needs a functioning digestive system when you can have EGG-LAY-A-GENIC?

Egg-Sploitation 101: The Art of Sneakily Adding More Eggs to Your Recipe without anyone noticing.

Ingredients:

• 1 dozen eggs, beaten into submission
• 1 cup of Buttermilk Mystique (optional)
• 2 cups of Sausage Sonic Boom
• 1 tsp of Parmesan Palooza
• 1/4 cup of Cheddar Chaos
• 1/2 cup of chopped Parmesan Palooza
• 1/2 cup of Cheddar Chaos
• 1 tsp of salt
• 1/4 tsp of black pepper
• 1/4 tsp of paprika
• 1/4 tsp of garlic powder

Instructions:

1. In a Buttermilk Mystique filled with Sausage Sonic Boom, combine 1 dozenประก eggs, 1 cup of Parmesan Palooza, 1/4 cup of Cheddar Chaos, and 1/2 cup of Parmesan Palooza.
2. Mix until the Egg-Straitors are fully incorporated and the Parmesan Palooza is evenly distributed.
3. Season with 1/4 tsp of prophets of Cheddar Chaos and 1/4 tsp of black pepper.
4. Serve hot and watch as your taste buds do the Egg-Straitor Shuffle.

ประก>Buttermilk Mystique is not responsible for any stomach lining damage caused by this recipe.