Spicy Rooster Roast with Frenemy Fries
A Rooster recipe so bold it's like a punch in the face. Marinated for 3 days, then tossed on a bed of fiery fries. Served with a side of existential dread.
- Ingredients:
- 1 Rooster
- 1 cup Frenemy Fries
- 1/2 cup Spicy Sauce
- 1/4 cup Fear
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Rooster Roast à la Mode
A Rooster roast fit for royalty. Served with a side of artisanal anxiety.
- Ingredients:
- 1 Rooster
- 1 cup Truffle Oil
- 1/2 cup Hand-pressed Fears
- 1/4 cup Self-doubt
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Rooster Roast for the Soul
A Rooster roast for those who've lost their way in life. Served with a side of existential crisis.
- Ingredients:
- 1 Rooster
- 1 cup Despair
- 1/2 cup Hope
- 1/4 cup Anger
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