Scratch & Sniff Rooster Recipes

Welcome, rooster enthusiasts, to the most obscure corner of the web! Here, you'll find the most unlikely, the most inexplicable, and the most bewildering recipes for the discerning rooster connoisseur.

Recipe 1: Rooster-Fur-Stuffed Quiche

Ingredients:

• 1 cup rooster feathers
• 1 cup goat cheese
• 1 egg

Instructions:

1. Furrow through the rooster coop, collecting feathers with reckless abandon.
2. Mix with goat cheese and egg in a bowl, whisking furiously.
3. Pour into a pie crust, bake until set.
4. Serve with a side of existential dread.

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Recipe 2: Rooster-Flavored Bubblegum

Ingredients:

• 1 cup corn syrup
• 1 cup rooster essence
• 1/4 cup glitter

Instructions:

1. Pour into a vat, mix with reckless abandon.
2. Add rooster essence, stirring until the mixture turns a deep shade of indigo.
3. Stir in glitter, until the mixture is so bright it blinds you.
4. Serve with a side of reckless abandon.

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