Welcome, John Doe, to our esteemed Socks-in-Transit facility. We're currently holding your socks for the following reason:
Reason: "Your Socks Were Seen as a Threat to Global Sock Harmony."
Please note that our Socks-in-Transit program is not responsible for any lost or damaged socks. Please contact our Sock-Ombudsman for assistance.
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