The CEO of this fine establishment

Meet Bob "The Bull" McSass, our fearless leader.

Credentials:

• Graduated from "I Don't Care University" with honors
• Has a Ph.D. in "Extreme Irony" from "The University of the Unconventional"
• Has been known to eat an entire pizza by himself in one sitting

Philosophy:

"We're not here to make friends, we're here to make profits. And also, we're here to make sure the break room has a foosball table."