Meet the team that's here to make you laugh, cry, and question our life choices
The people who code while you sleep, but probably not as well as they should
The ones who have seen the light, but still can't escape the void
We're not actually paying them enough.
The one who's always right (in their own mind, that is)
The one who's always wrong (in every other way)
May their souls be forever trapped in a never-ending loop of meetings and paperwork.