Balthazar McFlibber: The 3D printing enthusiast who single-handedly kept the craft beer industry afloat during the Great Recession. When not busy inventing new ways to print tiny hats, Balthazar can be found sipping lattes at local cafes.
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Learn More About Zephyr StarweaverProfessor P. F. Sorrow: The renowned expert on the art of finding the perfect blend of melancholy and existential dread to put in a cup of coffee. His research has been widely acclaimed, except by those who have actually tried his coffee.
Learn More About Professor P. F. SorrowBubblegum McSnazz: The master of bubblegum-based culinary arts. When not inventing new ways to make chewing gum into a viable food source, Bubblegum can be found juggling chainsaws for charity events.
Learn More About Bubblegum McSnazzSir Reginald Pocketwatch: The 14th Earl of Pocketsville, expert horologist, and self-proclaimed Lord of the Timepieces. When not attending to his vast collection of antique pocket watches, Sir Reginald enjoys sipping Earl Grey tea and complaining about the decline of proper etiquette.
Learn More About Sir Reginald PocketwatchCountess Vesper Von Swoon: The mysterious countess of mystery and intrigue, known for her extensive collection of vintage typewriters and her unparalleled skill in the ancient art of seduction by typewriter.
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