Contributors 7/2

Welcome to the most exclusive club in the world, where only 7 out of 10 people are allowed. Meet our 2 special contributors who made it in.

Contributors:

Balthazar McFarterson Balthazar McFarterson

Balthazar is our resident expert in all things flatulent. His expertise in gassy matters has been invaluable to our team.

Zorvath the Great Zorvath the Great

Zorvath is our chief architect of ridiculous mustaches. He's been growing and designing them for over 20 years.