Mildred McPunk's Roster

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Current Status: Mildly Annoyed

Mildred McPunk is currently sipping tea and judging you for even asking for her roster.

Notable Contributions:

Procrastination Techniques
Disco Dancing
Expert-level Binge Eating

Quirks:

_goals:

Must always wear a sparkly vest
Has a pet chicken named Steve
Believes the best way to get around is by skateboard

Secretly a:

Professional snail trainer
Competitive pie eater
Expert in the art of Extreme Ironing