Department of Needlessly Complex Regulations

Welcome to the Department of Needlessly Complex Regulations, where we specialize in making simple things complicated!

Our mission is to create an ever-growing collection of regulations that will inevitably drive you to distraction.

Some of our notable achievements include:

• Regulation 345-B/2: All employees are required to wear a uniform of alternating red and blue stripes, which must be worn at all times while on duty.
• Regulation 901-D/4: All meetings must be conducted in a room with exactly 17 chairs, which must be arranged in a specific, patented configuration known as "The Quadrilateral Array of Maximum Efficiency" (TM).
• Regulation 234-A/7: All reports must be submitted on 8.5 x 11 inch paper, printed in 12-point font, with each section separated by exactly 3.14 millimeters of whitespace.

View our complete list of Uniform Regulations