Our team is comprised of the most elite engineers in the land! Each member is a master of their craft, except for the Rookie Engineer who is still learning how not to set off the fire alarm in the break room.
Meet the Lead Engineer who is in charge of everything, but doesn't actually know what that means.
The Software Engineer is a wizard who can make code appear and disappear at will.
The Hardware Engineer is a tinkerer who can fix anything, but only after setting fire to it first.
Quality Control is a ninja who can detect even the slightest flaw in our products.
The Project Manager is a master of procrastination, always finding new ways to delay deadlines.
The Rookie Engineer is... well, they're still here.