Here be the appendices for Formaldehyde-Formaldehyde-3, where you can find all the extra stuff you didn't know you needed, but probably do now that it's here.
Did you know our Formaldehyde-Formaldehyde-3 is made with the finest ingredients? Like 100% pure, Grade-A, non-toxic Formaldehyde. No, really, we're not kidding. It's like a fine wine, but with more chemicals.
A comprehensive guide to not breaking your Formaldehyde-Formaldehyde-3. Because we know you're going to try to break it. It's like a fine china, but with more circuit boards.
Q: Is Formaldehyde-Formaldehyde-3 safe?
A: No. It's not. Don't touch it.