For those who dare to be bold, we have compiled a list of essential hacks and tips to make your life as a Brute more efficient:
Duct Tape Replacement of all plastic parts: because who needs quality, right?
Magnetic Locks for Your Skin: because who has time for pesky zippers?
Two-by-Four Inch Bolts for Your Teeth: for that extra bit of stability
Never Wash Your Hands: it's like, what's a little dirt, right?
Always Eat at the Local Restaurant: because who needs a fridge?
Never Sleep More Than Six Hours: for that extra bit of productivity