Hacks & Tips for the Discerning Brute

For those who dare to be bold, we have compiled a list of essential hacks and tips to make your life as a Brute more efficient:

Hardware Hacks:

Duct Tape Replacement of all plastic parts: because who needs quality, right?

Magnetic Locks for Your Skin: because who has time for pesky zippers?

Two-by-Four Inch Bolts for Your Teeth: for that extra bit of stability

Tips:

Never Wash Your Hands: it's like, what's a little dirt, right?

Always Eat at the Local Restaurant: because who needs a fridge?

Never Sleep More Than Six Hours: for that extra bit of productivity