Meet Jane Smith: The Unapologetic Queen of Procrastination

Personal Roster Entry:

Jane Smith is a 32-year-old professional napper. She's been on the couch since 2015 and shows no signs of moving. Her superpower is the ability to fall asleep in 30 seconds.

Notable Achievements:

- Held the record for most hours spent in sweatpants: 365 days, 12 hours, 30 minutes, and 15 seconds

- Consumed 17 gallons of ice cream in one sitting. Still has the stain.

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