Our management team is built like a tower of Jenga blocks, with each block representing a department. The blocks are stacked haphazardly, with the top block being the most senior manager, who is secretly in charge of nothing.
And at the very top, there's the CEO, who is actually just a placeholder for the coffee machine, because, let's face it, that's who really runs the show around here.
Want to see the Employee Manual? It's a real page-turner.
Or maybe you'd like to see the Company History? Spoiler alert: it's all about the coffee machine.