Team Member 3: The Unremarkable
Team Member 3 has been with the company for a while, and has managed to blend into the background like a ghost. Their work is never really noticed, and their contributions are only occasionally acknowledged. They're the unsung hero of the office.
When not busy being a background presence, Team Member 3 can be found sipping coffee and contemplating the meaning of life. Their favorite pastime is watching paint dry, and their favorite food is plain toast.
Team Member 3's superpower is their ability to fall asleep at their desk, often in meetings, and always in front of their computer screen. It's a skill that's both impressive and terrifying.
For a truly unforgettable experience, follow the link to see Team Member 3's 3-minute stare-off with the copier: Copier Stare-Off