The Disordered Eating Help Guide

We're Not Really Here to Help

Step 1: Pretend Everything is Fine

Just go about your day as normal, but with a side of ice cream.

Repeat this process several times, until someone notices and calls for an intervention.

Go to Step 2: Deny, Deny, Deny

Step 3: Blame the Food

Find a food that's been unfairly demonized, like gluten, sugar, or dairy.

Convince yourself that it's the sole cause of all your problems, even though it's just a normal food.

Go to Step 3: The Gluten-Free Utopia

Step 4: Find a New Diet to Obsess Over

Research the latest trendy diet, even though you've been on the same one for months.

Convince yourself that the new one is the "right" one, despite the 90% dropout rate.

Go to Step 4: Keto, Vegan, Raw, Repeat

Step 5: Repeat the Cycle

Repeat steps 1-4, until you've lost all sense of reality and self-identity.

Celebrate your "success" with another ice cream cone.