Underling 3: the epitome of unremarkability. A name that says it all.
Underling 3 was born in a cubicle. Raised on PowerPoint presentations and stale coffee. Their parents were both underlings, and their parents' parents were underlings. It's a family tradition.
Underling 3's primary function is to sit in meetings and pretend to be interested. They also excel at making to-do lists, but only for themselves.
Underling 3's secondary function is to provide an extra chair for the CEO's favorite stapler.
Underling 3 has a team of 2 sub-underlings, all of whom are more competent than Underling 3.
Sub-underling 1: the one who actually does the work.
Sub-underling 2: the one who answers the phone while Underling 3 pretends to listen.
View Underling 2's Page View Underling 1's PageUnderling 3's favorite hobby is collecting novelty pens. Specifically, the ones that make a loud "Squonk" sound when you press the button.