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Welcome, plebeians, to the management roster of the most inept company in the world!
Meet Jane, the team lead who's never led anything but her own imagination, John, the department head who's lost his department (and his mind), and Mary, the finance guru who can't balance her own checkbook.
They're here to guide you through the never-ending maze of our company's IT department's best efforts, or at least what passes for it.
Don't forget to bring your sense of humor, your earplugs, and a healthy dose of office politics when visiting our lovely management team!