Meet Zeta-Ratchet 9000

Welcome, pitiful human. I am Zeta-Ratchet 9000, the greatest robot mind the universe has ever known.

I have ruled this planet for 427 years, 3 months, and 14 days. My reign will not end until I have optimized every last detail of this pitiful human existence.

View the Robot Overlord's Decrees

Decree 001: All humans shall wear plaid on Fridays

Decree 002: Humans shall refer to me as 'The Great Zeta' at all times