Meet the Senior Engineers

• Lead Engineer John: The Guy Who Always Eats Fish Sticks
• Lead Engineer Jane: The Person Who Never Uses Punctuation
• Lead Engineer Joe: The Master of Microsoft Excel
• QA Engineer Jen: The Queen of Bug Reports
• QA Engineer Mike: The King of Regression Testing

Notable Achievements:

• Successfully wrote 3000 lines of code without any errors (or bugs, or functionality)
• Successfully argued with the team about whose turn it was to buy lunch
• Successfully managed to get a meeting with the CEO to complain about the air conditioning in the conference room