Our Impressive Achievements

Here's what we've accomplished in the name of science, technology, and general silliness.

Breakthroughs Certicates

In 2018, we successfully managed to not break the toaster.

Our team of highly trained professionals spent 3 months studying the art of making coffee without spilling.

We also achieved a new world record for most consecutive hours spent playing video games.

Our team members have collectively eaten 472 pizzas in one sitting.

We have been awarded the Golden Toilet Brush for our contributions to the field of bathroom hygiene.