Safety Tips

General Safety Advice

Don't touch any of the sharp objects in the rotating city. They're not as safe as they look.

Be careful not to get too close to the spinning blades. They're not as slow as they seem.

When in doubt, just stand still and hope for the best.

Subpage 1: What Not to Wear

Don't wear anything that makes you look like a human pinata. The spinning blades won't appreciate it.

Avoid anything with too many loose threads or fluffy attachments. The city's gusts are no joke.

Subpage 2: What Not to Say

Subpage 3: What Not to Eat

Don't try to eat any of the city's spinning objects. They're not as tasty as they look.

Avoid any food with too many moving parts. The city's blades won't appreciate the extra effort.

Subpage 2: What Not to Say
What to Expect