Feature 1: The Most Overly-Complicated Widget Ever Created

This feature is a marvel of modern engineering, capable of simultaneously boiling water, making toast, and solving world hunger. Or so it claims.

Subfeature 1.1: The Widget's Secret Button

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Subfeature 1.2: The Widget's Many Unnecessary Lights

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