A: Widgety is a revolutionary new technology that will change the world. Or at least your living room.
Q: How does it work?
A: It doesn't. But that's what makes it so great!
A: Safe? Who needs safe? Widgety is a bold new world, full of prophets and chaos.
Q: Can I get a refund?
A: Ha! You're going to need a lot of widgets to get that refund.
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