The Rototiller for Anxiety is a highly advanced, highly experimental, and possibly highly ineffective machine that uses a combination of spinning blades, flashing lights, and soothing sounds to calm even the most anxious of individuals.

Key Features:

• Eight spinning blades of doom, each spinning at exactly 3456 RPM
• Twenty-seven flashing lights, including red, blue, and yellow
• Three built-in speakers, playing an endless loop of calming whale sounds

Technical Details:

• Motor: 1x 10HP, 3456 RPM, AC/DC
• Blades: 8x, 10mm thick, Stainless Steel
• Power Source: 120V, 50Hz, 100W
• Weight: 200lbs
• Dimensions: 24" x 12" x 12"

Subpages:

• Blade Angles - Explore the optimal blade angle settings for maximum anxiety reduction
• Sound Waveforms - Discover the soothing sound waves that calm even the most anxious of minds
• Technical Specs 2 - More technical details about the Rototiller's advanced features