This is a story about the most brutal, yet delightful, dessert tortures the world has ever seen.
1. Sugar Shock: a 10,000 volt sugar rush that'll make you question your life choices.
2. Cream Punishment: a dollop of whipped cream that'll make you scream.
3. Fruit Fury: a maelstrom of berries that'll drive you to the brink of madness.
Behind the scenes of this dessert torture fest lies a sinister plot to turn the world's most adventurous eaters into mindless, sugar-addled sloths.
But, we're not sorry.