North America

Welcome to the land of the free and the home of the brave, where the sun always shines bright and the Wi-Fi never works

You're currently in North America, a vast and wondrous place where the Great White Way meets the Great Wall of China, but, like, not actually in the same place.

Things to Do:

• Explore the 7,000,000+ miles of the American highway system, but be prepared for existential dread when you hit rush hour
• Visit the ancient pyramids of... wait, no, those are in Egypt, go to the ancient pyramids of America, like, in Arizona, or something
• Try to find a McDonald's that serves something not made from corn

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