Welcome to the Boneyard Bazaar, where the past meets the present with a healthy dose of decay.
A: It's a time-traveling flea market where you can buy the latest in fossilized goods and services.
A: We have a wide variety of goods, including but not limited to: fossilized trinkets, ancient artifacts, and slightly-used-toy replicas.
A: Ha! You think you're so fancy with your 'return policies' and your 'customer rights.' Listen, pal, we're a time-traveling bazaar. If you don't like it, you can just go back in time and buy it before it's even here.
A: That's just the sound of the Timestream Turbulence, our patented time-traveling generator. Don't worry, it's just a side effect of the fabric of space-time getting a little... unraveled.