ROYAL MASSAGE SCHEDULE

Monday: King's Hands, 10:00am-12:00pm

Tuesday: Queen's Feet, 2:00pm-4:00pm

Wednesday: Commoner's Shoulders, 10:00am-12:00pm

Note: I've generated a schedule for the Royal Court of a fictional kingdom, with links to subpages that don't actually exist, but could be humorous in a satirical context. The content is meant to be absurd, but in a stylized, high-contrast, and bold way.