Welcome to the Royal Pineapple Protocol, where the most esteemed and majestic pineapples are governed by the most esteemed and majestic rulers. Our hierarchy is as follows:
• The King of Pineapple: Supreme ruler of the kingdom, with absolute authority over all pineapples.
• Dukes of Pecan: Responsible for the production and trade of pineapples, ensuring the kingdom's economy thrives.
• Sir Pineapplepocket: Protector of the kingdom's borders and chief enforcer of the Pineapple Code.
Peanut Gallery: Meet the Pineapple Kingdom's esteemed advisors.