The Royal Pineapple Protocol: Recipes

Chapter 1: Pineapple-based Diplomacy

For those times when international relations are, shall we say... a bit prickly. Serve the following recipe as a gesture of goodwill:

1. Pineapple chunks
2. 1 can of diplomatic oil
3. 1/4 cup of charm and charisma

Instructions:

1. Present the pineapple chunks as a symbol of unity and cooperation.
2. Drizzle with diplomatic oil and sprinkle with charm and charisma.
3. Serve with a side of apologetic apologies and a promise to make it up to the other party.

Side effects may include: Increased understanding, decreased tension, and a stronger sense of global harmony.

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