BY THE RULER OF THIS FAIR REALM, IT IS HEREBY ORDERED
THAT ALL CITIZENS SHALL CELEBRATE THE OPENING OF THE
ANNUAL FESTIVAL OF EXCESS AND LUXURY, IN HONOR OF
THE MOST GLORIOUS AND JUST RULER, WHO SHALL BE
KNOWN FOR ALL ETERNITY AS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME.
ALL SHALL BE REQUIRED TO DONATE 10% OF THEIR
NET WORTH TO THE CHAMBER OF EXCESS AND LUXURY
TO FUND THE PURCHASING OF FIREWORKS, FEASTS, AND
OTHER SUCH CELEBRATIONS AS SHALL BE DETERMINED
BY THE RULER'S PERSONAL TASTE AND OPINION.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, WE, THE SIGNED RULER, HAVE
HAND-SIGNED THIS PROCLAMATION, AND DO HEREBY
ORDER IT TO BE SO.
IN TESTAMENT, WHEREOF WE HAVE HEREUNTO
SET OUR RIGHT HAND, THIS 1ST DAY OF JANUARY,
IN THE YEAR OF OUR GLORY AND LUXURY, 1001.
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