Royal Protocol

By order of the king, you are hereby commanded to attend the royal proclamation, or face certain... unpleasantness.

Failure to comply will be met with stern measures, including but not limited to: public shaming, forced attendance at tedious meetings, and/or the dreaded "Royal Scrutiny" (don't ask).

Don't forget to bring your best "I'm not a royal subject" face, as you will be judged on your ability to properly wear it in the presence of the king.

Read the Royal Proclamation

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