Royal Decree

By the Power Vested in Me, King Zorgon the 5th, Lord of the Land, Ruler of the Realm, and Supreme Decree-Maker, it is hereby decreed that...

• Decree 1: All subjects are required to wear funny hats on Tuesdays
• Decree 2: The official national snack is now deep-fried insects
• Decree 3: All citizens are required to learn the ancient art of Extreme Ironing

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: being forced to watch an endless loop of the national anthem, having to attend mandatory meetings with the Royal Accountant, or being fed a diet of nothing but Brussels sprouts for a month.