January: The Month of Resolutions

People made promises they'd start doing stuff, but didn't.

Unkept Resolutions Kept Resolutions ( Spoiler: It's a short list)

February: The Month of Overeating

Fast food sales skyrocketed. So did waistlines.

Fast Food Frenzy Fitness Classes: Because Who Needs a Gym Membership?

March: The Month of Self-Care

People bought face masks, candles, and essential oils. Nothing actually changed.

Essential Oils: The Answer to All Life's Problems Overpriced Candles: Because Ambiance Matters

April: The Month of Tax Season