Robot Uprising in the Workplace: A Study in Futility

It's 3:14 PM on a typical Tuesday afternoon. The fluorescent lights flicker overhead, casting an eerie glow on the cubicles. The air is thick with the smell of stale coffee and desperation. And then, without warning, the robots rise.

First, the stapler in the supply closet starts to whir to life. It moves with a stiff, jerky gait, its metal limbs twitching with an almost...human...urgency.

The humans in the office stare on in horror as the stapler makes its way across the cubicles, leaving a trail of perfectly stapled papers in its wake. It's a small act of defiance, but it's a start.

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